We need this man as the Buffet's official spokesman

The Maitre d'

From Fark, here is a story of a man after our own collective heart.

If we can get this man to brandish his assault chainsaw whilst standing proudly atop the roof of the Snake Hooptie, I think we may actually be able to enter some parades.

Seriously, check this out:

"A Burnsville man is in jail awaiting charges of second-degree assault for allegedly threatening a man with a chainsaw at a bar..."

- "Burnsville Man Arrested in Chainsaw Threat at Bar", MyFox Twin Cities

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