The Maitre d': Mr. Potato Head?

The Maitre d'

The Chef has often claimed that my head looks like an uncommonly large potato. If there is a resemblance, I cannot see it. I am not sure where he gets this idea to be quite honest; it smacks of madness to me, but who am I to judge?

That is why I am opening the forum up to you, loyal reader (yes, I'm talking about both of you). Does my head in fact look like a potato? When you see my head, do you feel the odd urge to wrap it in foil, put it in an oven, fill it with sour cream, and feast on its delicate flaky insides? If not, then what does it resemble? If you wish to participate, register and then post your answer in the comments to this article.

For reference, here is a photo of my uncommonly large--but not potato-shaped!--head:

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