The Maitre d' and His Two-Wheeled Death Machine

The Maitre d': A Legacy of Failure

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MOAR?

When you described this to me, I expected a hilarious scene of you hurtling at high speed toward certain murdilation, screaming like a little girl. Instead, what I got was you turning around and falling over. EPIC FAIL.

Specials

This week the special is tenderized and burned man-flesh. All you can stand to eat for $10.99!

Epic fail?

I think it's not impressive because (a) it was shot from far away and (b) it was on a camera phone. It was pretty freaking scary/awesome to me. And yet, I can't stop watching the video.

You FAIL.

And yet you still failed to fail epically.

This title is misleading...

since it wasn't your death machine.

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