The Podcast That Wasn't

The Maitre d'

The way things are looking, we're not going to have a podcast this week.

I figured I needed to say that. I've been trying to have discipline in this podcast-a-week thing, and while we've talked about switching to releasing once every two weeks, I'd rather do it on a set schedule than by simply missing a week. (Hey, we have lives outside the podcast too... well, OK, everyone but me has a life too.) However, I don't think anyone really had time for it (or, in the case of The Chef, wanted to do it). Plus, I'm going to be out of town from Tuesday afternoon through Thursday night, so that kind of keeps us from producing and releasing.

Anyway, that's the way things go. But that just means you, loyal listener, have a whole week to give us feedback on what you'd like to hear at podcast@chainsawbuffet.com. Do you like the every-two-weeks format, or are we betraying our listeners (all three of them) by cutting their entertainment in half? Is there any topic you want us to skewer... er, talk about on-air? And how 'bout those energy drinks and stuff?

I promise, as soon as things slow down, we're going to have more podcasts and more articles. Really.

In other news, I'm looking at attending Kajonk-A-Con in December. I don't know about the rest of the crew, but this is about as local a convention as we'll ever see. Expect us to be there with our normal host of Chainsaw Buffet swag. (And by that I mean business cards. Lots and lots of business cards. Collect all 3.)

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The Chef

Not only business cards...

October 20, 2008 05:57 PM

Not only business cards, but Roboreaganologist tracts (passed out the Maitre d' in his best suit) and take-out menus.

The Maitre d'

Really?

October 20, 2008 06:05 PM

Because I'm not bringing those (well, maybe the Take-Out Menus). You're gonna have to do that one.

Although, considering it is so close to where we live and work, maybe we can tone down the crazy on this one.

The Chef

Bah.

October 20, 2008 07:55 PM

You don't work. Or at least we have as yet to see evidence.

And you already agreed to do the suit thing.

The Maitre d'

No, I didn't.

October 20, 2008 08:13 PM

But we might be able to get John to go as a Drow Evangelist of Lolth.

The Chef

Yes you did.

October 20, 2008 08:30 PM

You did. Don't lie to the public like a good politician.

reaperman

No podcast?

October 25, 2008 09:28 PM

I am ashamed.

The Chef

You should be.

October 25, 2008 11:15 PM

You should be. It's all your fault. Or the Maitre d's fault. Or somebody's fault. But not mine.

The Maitre d'

Not your fault?

October 26, 2008 02:42 AM

For the past two weekends, you've been the one who's consistently said, "I don't feel like it."

The Chef

Yes, not my fault.

October 26, 2008 09:24 AM

Yes, but who made me not feel like it? You, that's who. This is all your fault.

The Sommelier

Well...

October 26, 2008 03:16 PM

it certainly isn't my fault.

The Chef

I never said it was.

October 26, 2008 04:01 PM

I suspect it is entirely the Maitre d's fault.

Jimmy the Squid

I agree.

October 27, 2008 06:12 PM

I agree. It is entirely the human lunch meat's fault. I also blame him for Obama's 80-point lead over me in the polls, for that horrible smell that permeates his bedroom, and for global warming.

The Maitre d'

Which human lunch meat?

October 27, 2008 07:13 PM

Me? Or The Chef? Or the Sommelier?

Or does all human lunch meat look the same to you?

Jimmy the Squid

You, human lunch meat.

October 28, 2008 06:31 AM

The human lunch meat which was blamed before. The one responsible for all of the world's problems. I am, most unfortunately, lousy with your pitiful homo sapiens names, but I believe the naked ape in question would be yourself.

The Maitre d'

A connection

October 28, 2008 03:11 PM

I just want to point out a connection I'm noticing here.

Jimmy the Squid calls everyone human lunch meat (because he can't tell people apart). This implies that he eats humans.

The Snake Hooptie also eats humans.

I think this implies that Jimmy the Squid is in league with the Snake Hooptie (or at least reveres it in a sense). At the very least, they share the same evil trait of wishing to eat humans.

reaperman

I prefer...

October 28, 2008 08:07 PM

to think of it as that they share similar interests.

Jimmy the Squid

Human lunch meat...

October 29, 2008 09:26 AM

You insinuate that humans are a dominant portion of my diet, monkey boy. I have never made any such claim, and in fact my description of your particular species of mammal may imply other things.

I know nothing of this Snake Hooptie you speak of, and I in fact deny its existence in this realm.

reaperman

Interesting...

November 2, 2008 06:55 PM

Very interesting.