Fun with Search Terms, 1/7/2009

The Maitre d'

No, this isn't the first in a series of posts. We don't get enough search hits to do this. And when we do, it's usually someone looking for my Inkscape/GIMP inking tutorials or The Chef's movie reviews or chainsaws.

Today, though, we had a banner day. Witness the weird stuff that Google, MSN, and yes, even Altavista (remember them?) brought us today:

• vomit - Chad's main goal for the "Will Dylan Eat It?" series. Also, what most people do when they see this site. Or my face.
• kallen stadtfeld tits - Thank you, Busboy. Thank you very much for providing the raw material this winner. Now let us all recoil in the horror of knowing that somewhere out there, there is a piece of fan art depicting this. (Unfortunately, it probably also goes so far as to depict Lelouch violating her with a giant robot, because otaku are some really sick and twisted bastards.)
• casket-death fetishes - The article that brought us this happy little piece of traffic is a classic. In fact, I think it's The Chef's first article ever on this site. You should all go read it. Afterward, enjoy not being able to ever sleep again thanks to the knowledge that someone out there is searching the internet for other people who share his/her casket-death fetish.

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