Chainsaw Buffet and that newfangled social networking revolution all the kids are talking about

The Maitre d'

Wow. It's been a while since we've posted anything. But I think I speak for everyone at the Buffet when I say we've all been busy. So you can just think of us as being on... whatever that fancy word is that TV shows use to say they're between seasons. I want to say it's "hiatus," but "strike" sounds right, too.

Anyway, if you're reading our site daily, and you're also subscribed to our RSS feeds (you are doing those two things, right?), you're probably wondering how you can fill your drab, empty life with even more twisted Chainsaw Buffet goodness. And we have the answer: SOCIAL NETWORKING!

Indeed, that marvel of 21st century innovation, SOCIAL NETWORKING. The crew of the Buffet would like to remind you that we are now fully Web 2.0 compliant. We are paradigm-shifting our folksonomies of sticky user-generated content for maximum community building potential!

So visit us on these other fine sites:

• Twitter: chainsawbuffet. The Chef opened this one up and never posts, so give him a nudge, or send him some threatening direct messages.
• MySpace: chainsawbusboy
• Facebook: Chainsaw Buffet
• YouTube: chainsawbuffetdotcom. Yes, we have videos, including proof that I almost died on a motorcycle.
• StumbleUpon: chainsawbuffet

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Comments

reaperman

Wait...

July 5, 2008 07:22 PM

people are still posting stuff here?

The Sommelier

Wait...

July 5, 2008 07:24 PM

We're supposed to be posting stuff?

The Maitre d'

Well, yeah...

July 5, 2008 08:03 PM

... of course, I haven't come up with anything good recently, and I've been excessively lazy.

I've got some work that's been hanging over my head the last couple of weeks, so if I get that out of the way, maybe I'll do more.

reaperman

Nah...

July 5, 2008 11:07 PM

take your time.

reaperman

Okay...

July 12, 2008 12:34 PM

when I said take your time...

The Chef

You didn't really mean it?

July 12, 2008 07:02 PM

You didn't really mean it?

reaperman

No, I meant it.

July 13, 2008 09:50 AM

I just didn't think his time would be measured in weeks.

The Chef

Really.

July 13, 2008 02:58 PM

Really, you're lucky it's not measured in months.

reaperman

It might be.

July 13, 2008 03:58 PM

Dylan time is slow time...like prison time. Hmmm, I wonder if we could get Morgan Freeman to narrate that.

The Maitre d'

Hey

July 13, 2008 04:07 PM

Why's it only my job to post stuff? Last time I checked, four different people had the power to write articles on this site.

The Maitre d'

Morgan Freeman

July 13, 2008 04:08 PM

Screw voice overs. Can I just get God appear to me as Morgan Freeman and lead me through a wacky and heart-warming journey of self-discovery, like in Bruce and Evan Almightly?

reaperman

July 13, 2008 04:33 PM

No, no you can't.

The Sommelier

I was the last to post something.

July 13, 2008 04:34 PM

Therefore, I have immunity.

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