We here at Chainsaw Buffet have always felt that it is our mission to bring you the finest in cannibal cuisine. Well, metaphorically speaking, anyway. Now you, too, can participate in the Chainsaw Buffet experience by downloading this fake takeout menu and pretending you're going to order something from us!
You'll also likely be seeing these things scattered about at conventions over the next year, since the Maitre d' is uncomfortable with dressing up in a suit and passing out the Roboreaganologist tracts he created a while back. Just our way of bringing a little black humor into the world.
If you don't know how these things work, the menu's meant to be printed out on the front and back of a single sheet, then folded in thirds with the Maitre d's smarmy mug on the front.