The Chef turns his steely Cylon eye on Caprica as it runs and shares his thoughts. Hey, it can’t possibly be worse than season 4 of BSG turned out…or can it?
After finishing off season 4.0 of Battlestar Galactica, the Chef reminisces about a time when the show was about real people instead of mystic visions and shit. Warning: BIG FAT FRACKING SPOILERS. ELLEN TIGH IS A FRACKING CYLON!
At one point in time, everyone predicted that by the end of the 21st century’s first decade, we’d have a shiny new future of flying cars, personal jet-packs, and robotic servants. Instead, in 2009 we have a global economic meltdown and an internet full of porn. Where the fuck did we go wrong?
The Chef baits the hook for our scammer friend. Let’s see how many hoops “William Morrison” will jump through. I’ll bet he doesn’t read this site.
The Chainsaw Buffet staff receives an email from what is possibly the dumbest
spammer scammer ever. And no, he’s not a Nigerian prince.
As we celebrate the first year of Chainsaw Buffet, the Chef shares the heartwarming rags-to-riches tale of the Buffet’s origins. Hilarious hijinks and homeless winos being served for dinner ensue.
Tell me, good sir, if the Snake Hooptie were to devour you today, would you end up in Heaven, or in Hell?
We decide to finally get our shit together and start promoting the site. What fake restaurant is complete without an equally fake takeout menu?
The Chef examines the life of an average orc.
The Chef has a revelation from the Reagan Himself, foretelling the Second Sighting of the Snake Hooptie, which will come to devour us all.