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The first episode of the podcast premieres: Enough energy drinks to make a moose's heart explode. 3p1c F41l in being Dad. Communists and Dragons. The Guitar Gods died for your r0xx0rz. Vurp. "Yeah, I played it. Shut up." Madden Forever. Turducken. Bulimic Kirby. Anorexic Fat Princess. Chrono Trigger is the best game ever! Aerith dies. King Captain Picard makes it so.
A god goes in for a job interview...
The Chef provides ongoing author's commentary and notes on his Loose Canons series.
The Menu
Sample all our delicious delicacies.
Blasphemous Whisperings
Jimmy the Squid shares his thoughts on religion, politics, and other matters belonging in the sewers instead of at the dinner table.
Fake News
It's not that it couldn't happen, it just hasn't happened yet.
Podcast
Geek culture, random crap, and inane discussion from our rotating panel of hosts. Battered, deep-fried, and served with a side of insanity.
Self-Referential Crap
Wherein we write about Chainsaw Buffet on Chainsaw Buffet.
Serious Commentary
I are serious writer. This are serious commentary.
The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan
It's a moneymaking scam like Scientology, except we freely admit it's fake. Praise Capitalism!
The Maitre d': A Legacy of Failure
The Maitre d' takes a trip down memory lane, and reminisces about the old days online.
The Unintentional Comedy of Spam
Because while it's annoying, it's also funny if you think about it.
