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Sample all our delicious delicacies.
Blasphemous Whisperings
Jimmy the Squid shares his thoughts on religion, politics, and other matters belonging in the sewers instead of at the dinner table.
Fake News
It's not that it couldn't happen, it just hasn't happened yet.
Five-Minute Fiction
It's fiction. Written in Five Minutes. The Sommelier's speciality (aside from being the pusher for the last legal drug).
Interviews
Interviews we've conducted in the past with our esteemed guests.
Podcast
Geek culture, random crap, and inane discussion from our rotating panel of hosts. Battered, deep-fried, and served with a side of insanity.
Self-Referential Crap
Wherein we write about Chainsaw Buffet on Chainsaw Buffet.
Serious Commentary
I are serious writer. This are serious commentary.
Soup of the Day
Soup of the Day
The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan
It's a moneymaking scam like Scientology, except we freely admit it's fake. Praise Capitalism!
The Maitre d': A Legacy of Failure
The Maitre d' takes a trip down memory lane, and reminisces about the old days online.
The Unintentional Comedy of Spam
Because while it's annoying, it's also funny if you think about it.
Voices For Japan
Chainsaw Buffet's special interview series in which members of the video game and anime communities give their thoughts about the recent crisis in Japan.
