The Menu - Chainsaw Buffet

Blasphemous Whisperings

Jimmy the Squid shares his thoughts on religion, politics, and other matters belonging in the sewers instead of at the dinner table.

It's not that it couldn't happen, it just hasn't happened yet.

It's fiction. Written in Five Minutes. The Sommelier's speciality (aside from being the pusher for the last legal drug).

The Chef's ongoing fiction series about a world where even the gods are incompetent.

It could be anything.

Geek culture, random crap, and inane discussion from our rotating panel of hosts. Battered, deep-fried, and served with a side of insanity.

We watch crap so you don't have to.

Wherein we write about Chainsaw Buffet on Chainsaw Buffet.

I are serious writer. This are serious commentary.

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It's a moneymaking scam like Scientology, except we freely admit it's fake. Praise Capitalism!

The Maitre d' takes a trip down memory lane, and reminisces about the old days online.

Because while it's annoying, it's also funny if you think about it.

A selection of the Sommelier's finest vintage articles.

Well, will he? He eats everything else.