The Menu

Sample all our delicious delicacies.

Blasphemous Whisperings

Blasphemous Whisperings

Jimmy the Squid shares his thoughts on religion, politics, and other matters belonging in the sewers instead of at the dinner table.

Fake News

It's not that it couldn't happen, it just hasn't happened yet.

Five-Minute Fiction

It's fiction. Written in Five Minutes. The Sommelier's speciality (aside from being the pusher for the last legal drug).

Loose Canons

Loose Canons

The Chef's ongoing fiction series about a world where even the gods are incompetent.

Mystery Meat

Mystery Meat

It could be anything.

Podcast

Podcast

Geek culture, random crap, and inane discussion from our rotating panel of hosts. Battered, deep-fried, and served with a side of insanity.

Reviews

Reviews

We watch crap so you don't have to.

Self-Referential Crap

Wherein we write about Chainsaw Buffet on Chainsaw Buffet.

Serious Commentary

I are serious writer. This are serious commentary.

Soup of the Day

Soup of the Day

The Chef's Article-A-Day

The Chef's Article-A-Day

Get your daily dose of The Chef.

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan

It's a moneymaking scam like Scientology, except we freely admit it's fake. Praise Capitalism!

The Maitre d': A Legacy of Failure

The Maitre d': A Legacy of Failure

The Maitre d' takes a trip down memory lane, and reminisces about the old days online.

The Unintentional Comedy of Spam

The Unintentional Comedy of Spam

Because while it's annoying, it's also funny if you think about it.

The Wine List

The Wine List

A selection of the Sommelier's finest vintage articles.

Will Dylan Eat It?

Will Dylan Eat It?

Well, will he? He eats everything else.