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A History of Treachery
The Chef finishes sharing his memories of college, a shitty radio station, and explosions. Lots of explosions.
The Legend of the Smelly Italian
The Chef shares more memories of college, foul-smelling roommates, and hugeass water guns.
The Names Have Been Changed to Protect the Guilty
The Chef reminisces about his college days. The names have been changed to protect the guilty, because no one is truly innocent.
Conquering The World Isn't Easy
The Chef makes plans for world domination involving a monkey covered in hot oil, a pair of wax lips, the Maitre d's check ledger, and a picture of Gavin McLeod. Or maybe just some chimpanzees and human women.
The Chef Is Not Feeling The Season
The Chef really isn't feeling the spirit of the holidays...but not for the reason you think.
34 Optimus Primes
The Chef takes you on a tour of one of his shelves. Extreme geekdom ensues.
Article of the Day Delayed
The Article of the Day has been delayed for today because of issues with the camera (namely, it died and ended up as the blue plate special). The Chef offers his apologies and a coupon for a free dessert.
But no, really, I had the article written and everything, but it needs pictures. Check back tomorrow and I'll have something new.
Serial Killers, Human Flesh, and Volkswagen Beetles
The Chef examines some of the deep issues of our times.
College Football: The Last Bastion of the Closeted Gay Man in America
The Chef's Article of the Day examines the real reason so many men watch football.
Broken Compasses and Fallen Gods
The Chef's Article of the Day takes on some people's reactions to The Golden Compass.
Article of the Day: Dumbledore is What?
The Chef makes a commitment. No, not that kind of commitment. Instead, the Chef will be providing one article a day for your reading pleasure. His first topic? The surprising revelation that Dumbledore likes to go to Elton John concerts.