Blasphemous Whisperings
Jimmy the Squid shares his thoughts on religion, politics, and other matters belonging in the sewers instead of at the dinner table.
Racism Is Alive And Well - In Al Sharpton's Mind, Anyway
Jimmy the Squid, Chainsaw Buffet's presidential-candidate-in-exile/political commentator/renegade sushi, provides more breathtaking insight into the news of the day: the infamous New York Post cartoon that points out how much of a monkey Al Sharpton is.
The Kennedy Connection
Jimmy the Squid, Chainsaw Buffet's resident failed presidential candidate/political blogger/conspiracy theorist/hairdresser/blue-plate special, unveils the real reason Hillary Clinton got herself a place in the Obama administration.
Going Back To The 90's Is Not "Change"
Reeling from a stunning defeat at the polls, Jimmy the Squid, America's #2 candidate, explains how America has made a mistake in electing Obama.
Even More Blasphemous Politics! Now Low Sodium!
Just when you thought Jimmy had been served up as the lunch special, the Squid returns with more insightful analysis of the race for president. Vote early, vote often, and above all vote Jimmy!
The Maitre d's Political Dream
Herein lies the madness that runs deep within the Maitre d's subconscious. Enter at your own risk. (You must be this tall to enter. Admission is free for kids with a valid adult's ticket.)
More Blasphemous Politics
Jimmy the Squid, the Buffet's resident political curmudgeon/presidential candidate/blue-plate special shares more news from the campaign trail.
Pointless Clinton Political Blathering, Possibly Libelous
Jimmy the Squid reveals his theories about the truth behind Hillary Clinton's race for the Democratic nomination.
Jimmy the Squid for President, Part 2
Jimmy the Squid tackles the Republican candidates and taunts Rush Limbaugh by dangling a bottle of Oxycontin six inches out of his reach.
Jimmy the Squid For President
In light of the impending disaster that is the November presidential elections, Jimmy the Squid offers an alternative: why not choose a candidate more qualified than any of the others?
