Serious Commentary
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Bigfoot and the Epic Scientific Fail
Apparently this is what passes for science these days: a photo of a fursuit in a refrigerator and a big press conference announcing they're going to be doing some tests.
The Chef Is A Snob
The Chef admits that he is, in fact, a snob. But it's not for the reasons you think.
In Praise of Eliot Spitzer
The Chef expresses admiration for the man who has shown us what it truly means to be a public official: Eliot Spitzer.
Yet Another Mass Effect Analysis
The Maitre d' weighs in on the complete misrepresentation of Mass Effect by Fox News... just like every other game-playing blogger on the 'net.
Mission Statement
These are the voyages of the web site Chainsaw Buffet. Its mission: to seek out new thoughts and new condiments, to boldly write shit no one has written before.
Vitamin C: the modern world's greatest placebo?
This article has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This website is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
The Anime Philosopher: Of Gunslinger Girl and Its Ending
The Maitre d' overanalyzes Gunslinger Girl's ending. What does it mean? What can we take away from it? And why doesn't the Maitre d' have better taste in anime?
WARNING: MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD. I'm talking about the ending of the show here, people.
The Chef Is Not Feeling The Season
The Chef really isn't feeling the spirit of the holidays...but not for the reason you think.
Broken Compasses and Fallen Gods
The Chef's Article of the Day takes on some people's reactions to The Golden Compass.
Article of the Day: Dumbledore is What?
The Chef makes a commitment. No, not that kind of commitment. Instead, the Chef will be providing one article a day for your reading pleasure. His first topic? The surprising revelation that Dumbledore likes to go to Elton John concerts.
Star Trek Goes Boldly Into the Final Frontier – Death!
The Chef explores the implications of a line of Star Trek-themed funerary products.