Serious Commentary
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One Heartfelt Wish
The Busboy lets out a cry to help to some of his favorite TV channels.
Ode To Breakfast
The Busboy confesses his feelings to the makers of his favorite breakfast cereal.
A Visitor's Guide to The Strip
Near the University of Tennessee in Knoxville, exists a length of road referred to as "The Strip." More often than not, it suffers a crippling douche bag/drunken slut infestation. This brief list will prepare you for what to expect should you ever find yourself visiting The Strip.
Love in the Time of Fable II
The Maitre d' gets Fable II for Christmas and uses it as a place to play out all of his hangups and repression.
What the Fuck Happened to the Future?
At one point in time, everyone predicted that by the end of the 21st century's first decade, we'd have a shiny new future of flying cars, personal jet-packs, and robotic servants. Instead, in 2009 we have a global economic meltdown and an internet full of porn. Where the fuck did we go wrong?
Dear Retail Industry
The Maitre d' would like to have a word with you about the upcoming holiday season.
The Great Cleric Quest: Part 1
The epic story of one man's attempt to create a Dungeons and Dragons themed costume for DragonCon 2008. Part one: the idea is conceived, the materials gathered, and people speculate on my ginormous shoe size.
Bigfoot and the Epic Scientific Fail
Apparently this is what passes for science these days: a photo of a fursuit in a refrigerator and a big press conference announcing they're going to be doing some tests.
The Chef Is A Snob
The Chef admits that he is, in fact, a snob. But it's not for the reasons you think.
In Praise of Eliot Spitzer
The Chef expresses admiration for the man who has shown us what it truly means to be a public official: Eliot Spitzer.
Yet Another Mass Effect Analysis
The Maitre d' weighs in on the complete misrepresentation of Mass Effect by Fox News... just like every other game-playing blogger on the 'net.
Mission Statement
These are the voyages of the web site Chainsaw Buffet. Its mission: to seek out new thoughts and new condiments, to boldly write shit no one has written before.
Vitamin C: the modern world's greatest placebo?
This article has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This website is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
The Chef Is Not Feeling The Season
The Chef really isn't feeling the spirit of the holidays...but not for the reason you think.
Broken Compasses and Fallen Gods
The Chef's Article of the Day takes on some people's reactions to The Golden Compass.
Article of the Day: Dumbledore is What?
The Chef makes a commitment. No, not that kind of commitment. Instead, the Chef will be providing one article a day for your reading pleasure. His first topic? The surprising revelation that Dumbledore likes to go to Elton John concerts.
Star Trek Goes Boldly Into the Final Frontier – Death!
The Chef explores the implications of a line of Star Trek-themed funerary products.