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The Maitre d' starts playing Animal Crossing: City Folk
Why would a grown man eagerly play the newest pointless, cartoony game from Nintendo? Why would he choose it over Fallout 3? How can he justify lining Tom Nook's virtual pockets with more ill-gotten cash? Find out.
Letters from the Front: The Geek Riots of 2017
In 2017, a series of five terrible video game movies over the course of the summer sparked geek riots all across the country. For two weeks, the battles raged on. The following is a letter recovered just after that war, giving us a unique insight into the minds and hearts of the soldiers in the trenches.
Church of Scientology Fires Back At Roboreaganologist Lawsuit
The Church of Scientology retaliates under the onslaught of the Roboreaganologist lawsuit.
Church of Roboreaganology Files Suit Against Scientologists
The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan has filed a lawsuit that will shape the future of fictional religion forever.
Tokyo residents mildly startled by large-scale extradimensional attack
Fake news from the world of anime. Spoilers ahead.
"Witnesses were mildly startled today, although not completely surprised, as the city of Tokyo was encased in an enormous extradimensional bubble."
Religious symbols appear in sky over Tokyo; residents barely notice
Fake news from the world of anime. Spoilers ahead.
"Residents of Tokyo paused for a moment today to look up and notice strange religious imagery in the skies over their city."