Soup of the Day
Soup of the Day
Ol' Glory Energy Drink
Ol' Glory Energy Drink: If you drink anything else, you obviously hate America.
Fatimus Prime
Fatimus Prime says, "Autobots, transform and roll out...to Waffle House!"
Delicious baby goats
From a recent IM conversation:
Josh: Ya'll should come down here sometime and see the baby goats. They are cute little bugers.
Dylan: ... you know, I read that as "cute little burgers" at first.
Josh: I just had some of one of their older brothers with macaroni, alfredo sauce, and mozarella
Josh: He is tastey
Growing Up
"Growing up is for boring people who've had their soul and spirit crushed by miserable bastards who'd rather be accepted by shallow, fickle people than actually enjoy life. Everyone gets old, but there's no reason to grow up." -Exit Wound
The Maitre d's Healthy Eating Tip!
The Maitre d's Healthy Eating Tip of the Day:
"Salt balances out sugar and fat in about the same way that punching yourself in the face balances out being on fire."
- Will Dylan Eat It: Fried Nutella and Banana Sandwich
The Maitre d' in Four Years
The Maitre d' in Four Years:
"Do you think you can get to level 10?"
"Detective, I'm 30 years old, I live with my mother, and I have a Captain Kirk costume in my closet."
Launch
Holy crap, I actually launched the site. It's a friggin' Thanksgiving miracle.
