Soup of the Day

Soup of the Day

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Ol' Glory Energy Drink

Ol' Glory Energy Drink
Ol' Glory Energy Drink: If you drink anything else, you obviously hate America.

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Fatimus Prime

Fatimus Prime

Fatimus Prime says, "Autobots, transform and roll out...to Waffle House!"

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Maple-Flavored Bacon

Maple-Flavored Bacon

"You don't like maple-flavored bacon? Then fuck you!"

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Tony Stark Built This in a Cave

Tony Stark built this in a cave!
It's true. He did.

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It Tastes Like Poo

Oh, God, it's burning my brain!
It tastes like poo! Oh, God, it's dissolving my brain!

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Paranoia

Extreme paranoia is total awareness.

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Have a Coke...or else.

Have a fucking Coke.

"Have a Coke. No, really. I insist."

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Delicious baby goats

From a recent IM conversation:

Josh: Ya'll should come down here sometime and see the baby goats. They are cute little bugers.

Dylan: ... you know, I read that as "cute little burgers" at first.

Josh: I just had some of one of their older brothers with macaroni, alfredo sauce, and mozarella

Josh: He is tastey

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Growing Up

"Growing up is for boring people who've had their soul and spirit crushed by miserable bastards who'd rather be accepted by shallow, fickle people than actually enjoy life. Everyone gets old, but there's no reason to grow up." -Exit Wound

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The Maitre d's Healthy Eating Tip!

The Maitre d's Healthy Eating Tip of the Day:

"Salt balances out sugar and fat in about the same way that punching yourself in the face balances out being on fire."
- Will Dylan Eat It: Fried Nutella and Banana Sandwich

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A Tree

I hate fake Christmas trees.

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No

NO.
No, really. I said "no".

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The Maitre d' in Four Years

The Maitre d' in Four Years:

"Do you think you can get to level 10?"

"Detective, I'm 30 years old, I live with my mother, and I have a Captain Kirk costume in my closet."

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UR SOUL

Ur soul. I must eatz it. NOW.

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Launch

Holy crap, I actually launched the site. It's a friggin' Thanksgiving miracle.

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