
Well, will he? He eats everything else.
The Chef shares his recipe for tequila-lime-habanero chili. Bet you never thought you'd actually see a real recipe on a site called "Chainsaw Buffet", right?
It's not as horrifying as the Jones Soda Holiday Pack or Dollar Tree Mallow Candy, but it's... interesting... in it's own right.
The Maitre d' foolishly decides to try something new.
The trilogy of cheap shitty candy concludes with the dreaded Gummy Pizza and Gummy Cookies. Bring a barf bag.
The odyssey of dollar-store horror continues with the wretched Mallow Fries and Mallow Burger.
The Chainsaw Buffet gang sample the first pair of six treats from Dollar Tree. They may be only $1, but they each have $10 worth of godawful flavor.
The marathon of Jones holiday horror continues. Mops and buckets are still recommended.
A whole bunch of people subject themselves to a marathon of Jones Soda horror. Better bring a bucket.
Dylan, Jen, and Drew sample the Eastern European delicacy known as borscht. Hot and cold beet chowder, ahoy!
The Maitre d' tries some more Marmite-flavored delicacies.
Dylan samples the most evil substance known to man: Marmite.
The Chef prepares an unholy monstrosity of fat and sugar: the fried Nutella and banana sandwich. But will Dylan eat it?