The Busboy lets out a cry to help to some of his favorite TV channels.
The Busboy confesses his feelings to the makers of his favorite breakfast cereal.
Near the University of Tennessee in Knoxville, exists a length of road referred to as “The Strip.” More often than not, it suffers a crippling douche bag/drunken slut infestation. This brief list will prepare you for what to expect should you ever find yourself visiting The Strip.
At one point in time, everyone predicted that by the end of the 21st century’s first decade, we’d have a shiny new future of flying cars, personal jet-packs, and robotic servants. Instead, in 2009 we have a global economic meltdown and an internet full of porn. Where the fuck did we go wrong?
The Maitre d’ would like to have a word with you about the upcoming holiday season.
This is why America is f@#$ed.
Apparently this is what passes for science these days: a photo of a fursuit in a refrigerator and a big press conference announcing they’re going to be doing some tests.
The Chef admits that he is, in fact, a snob. But it’s not for the reasons you think.
The Chef expresses admiration for the man who has shown us what it truly means to be a public official: Eliot Spitzer.
The Maitre d’ weighs in on the complete misrepresentation of Mass Effect by Fox News… just like every other game-playing blogger on the ‘net.