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Locked in The Chef's basement since November 25, 2007 10:35 PM

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December 10, 2007 05:15 PM on The Chef Reviews Superman: Doomsday

Oooh, undead hotdogs.

Seriously, your choice of grading MacGuffins is the only redeeming thing about this film.

Also, wish they'd done Mercy's death scene for real with Cree Summers. How the hell does she keep getting work?

November 28, 2007 06:59 AM on College Football: The Last Bastion of the Closeted Gay Man in America

I'm reminded of a quote from 2 the Ranting Gryphon.

"Maybe I'm just lazy, being gay. Maybe I want to have someone to watch football with, AND have sex with, without having to drive across town.

...

No, I'm just a faggot, that's all there is to it."

November 26, 2007 10:41 PM on The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan

I think it boils down to a heirarchy of who gets wrapped in bacon and roasted, and who gets puree'd with egg yolks and packed into halves of hard-boiled eggs.

Perhaps I'm not as educated as the chef, but...

November 25, 2007 10:41 PM on The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan

In my many exposures to the endless font of comedy that is Cthulhu, I'd always read it as, in reward to their faithfulness, the cultists get to be eaten FIRST.

Thus minimizing their time exposed to the horrors of the tentacle-faced apocalypse.