joyofcocacola


Locked in The Chef's basement since December 12, 2007 08:58 PM

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I was saying. . .

April 4, 2009 01:44 PM on Live from MTAC: Thursday Night
That you guys earned your press passes. I was listening to your podcast. Just letting you know.

And the rest was a random gripe about being invited out after work with some girls to see a band play and instead of ever getting to listen to the band I wound up being a mama, playing hide and seek trying to find runaway drunk people.

You are legitimate

April 4, 2009 03:37 AM on Live from MTAC: Thursday Night
I was listening. . . Don't die in the tornadoes, and pilfer anything you can from the disaster rations!

Also, I have a new story for you! One gay boy, two girls from work, one of their boyfriends, one roommate, some other random people. . .

Short summary? In general: Drunken debauchery. More specific? Missing a band playing due to: High pitched feminine screaming, alcohol, pictures. . . What ensued? Walking into a closing club. Losing the drunken females. Standing outside with the confused boyfriend and the gay boy, wondering where in the hell everyone went. A kiss and hug from another random girl I work with. And MUDDY ass shoes.

End result? One boyfriend getting slapped (for NO REASON!!!,) squishy cleaned shoes, and tasty McDonald's Double Cheeseburgers. Fuck yes. Anything for freaking cheeseburgers. . .

Such language?

March 20, 2009 12:21 AM on A Visitor's Guide to The Strip
How long have you known me? I curse like a sailor, silly.

And yes, the women probably SHOULD be prepared for unfulfilling sex. Sure, they wake up in a stranger's apartment, go through the "walk of shame," and feel the embarrassment, then. But they must only feel this for maybe fifteen minutes. It can't really bother these sluts too much because they simply repeat things the next weekend. And the next. . . And the next. . .

I guess the moral of this story is that when you fall off the horse (or in this case, out of a drunken frat boy's apartment,) you've got to get back on it. And I DO mean on it. Sluts are good at that. :)

I am afraid...

March 17, 2009 03:14 AM on A Visitor's Guide to The Strip
That if I don't convert soon, I will be bullied, ostracized, kidnapped, and brainwashed... Please save me...

So. . .

September 29, 2008 09:46 AM on I Miss IRC
I didn't know I was thought of as an alcoholic, boys. . . :(