snarkywaitress

snarkywaitress
snarkywaitress

Locked in The Chef's basement since December 24, 2007 10:34 PM

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My people...

October 21, 2008 10:19 PM on Chainsaw Buffet: The Takeout Menu
...are offended on many of those fronts. I'm not a Chad, but a LOT of those apply.

By the way, Folks, we'll be running a special on grilled jackass next week. $10.99 for all you can stand to eat.

Specials

May 26, 2008 04:52 PM on The Maitre d' and His Two-Wheeled Death Machine
This week the special is tenderized and burned man-flesh. All you can stand to eat for $10.99!

*sigh*

December 28, 2007 12:50 PM on Will Dylan Eat It: The Chainsaw Buffet Live-Action Jones-fest 2007, Part One
I should have said all ya can stand ta drink. *mutters under breath* "Hoity-toity, stuck-up penguin, thinks he's better than the rest of us slobs in this joint."

lost luggage

December 28, 2007 12:48 PM on The Chef Fucking Hates Traveling
Bet you smell like the blue plate special by now. Only $3.99, folks, all you can stand to eat.

the horror

December 26, 2007 12:39 AM on Will Dylan Eat It: The Chainsaw Buffet Live-Action Jones-fest 2007, Part One
Those things are vile and not fit for human consumption. We're having a special this week at the buffet on them, all you can drink for five dollars.