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Fresh Meat
Welcome to the Buffet. Here's what we're serving up fresh today...
Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan Begins New Evangelism Theme: "Offer Them Reagan"
The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan kicks off a new advertising campaign, reducing rich and complex spiritualism to a form understandable by the average American: simple and meaningless feel-good platitudes.
More Blasphemous Politics
Jimmy the Squid, the Buffet's resident political curmudgeon/presidential candidate/blue-plate special shares more news from the campaign trail.
The Legend of Cornshirt
The Cornshirt: coming soon to a white trash wedding near you.
Five Immutable Truths of Indiana Jones
There are certain things you can expect from an Indiana Jones movie, and here they are.
The Maitre d' and His Two-Wheeled Death Machine
Chainsaw Buffet presents its first ever video. Not surprisingly, it's an exciting video where The Maitre d' almost dies.
Four Reasons Iron Man's Tony Stark Fails as an Engineer
It's not that he's not brilliant and charismatic. It's just that he's more of a mad scientist than a mad engineer. (Spoilers ensue.)
The Top Ten Reasons Firefly/Serenity Is Better Than Star Trek
The Chef shares one of his peculiar obsessions: that little show about a spaceship. No, not the goddamned Enterprise.
The Maitre d's Guide to Cosplay
The Maitre d' creates one costume, and apparently declares himself enough of an expert to write a whole friggin' article on the subject.