Fresh Meat

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Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan Begins New Evangelism Theme: "Offer Them Reagan"

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan kicks off a new advertising campaign, reducing rich and complex spiritualism to a form understandable by the average American: simple and meaningless feel-good platitudes.

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Red Pistachios -- WTF?

The Maitre d' is naive, and knows little of food dye.

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Dirk's Night Out

You didn't ask for it, so here it is.

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More Blasphemous Politics

Jimmy the Squid, the Buffet's resident political curmudgeon/presidential candidate/blue-plate special shares more news from the campaign trail.

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The Legend of Cornshirt

The Cornshirt: coming soon to a white trash wedding near you.

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Five Immutable Truths of Indiana Jones

There are certain things you can expect from an Indiana Jones movie, and here they are.

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The Maitre d' and His Two-Wheeled Death Machine

Chainsaw Buffet presents its first ever video. Not surprisingly, it's an exciting video where The Maitre d' almost dies.

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Four Reasons Iron Man's Tony Stark Fails as an Engineer

It's not that he's not brilliant and charismatic. It's just that he's more of a mad scientist than a mad engineer. (Spoilers ensue.)

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The Top Ten Reasons Firefly/Serenity Is Better Than Star Trek

The Chef shares one of his peculiar obsessions: that little show about a spaceship. No, not the goddamned Enterprise.

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The Maitre d's Guide to Cosplay

The Maitre d' creates one costume, and apparently declares himself enough of an expert to write a whole friggin' article on the subject.

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