A History of Treachery

The Chef finishes sharing his memories of college, a shitty radio station, and explosions. Lots of explosions.

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The Legend of the Smelly Italian

The Chef shares more memories of college, foul-smelling roommates, and hugeass water guns.

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The Names Have Been Changed to Protect the Guilty

The Chef reminisces about his college days. The names have been changed to protect the guilty, because no one is truly innocent.

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Conquering The World Isn’t Easy

The Chef makes plans for world domination involving a monkey covered in hot oil, a pair of wax lips, the Maitre d’s check ledger, and a picture of Gavin McLeod. Or maybe just some chimpanzees and human women.

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Battlestar Galactica: Razor

Lesbians make everything better. Everything.

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The Chef Is Not Feeling The Season

The Chef really isn’t feeling the spirit of the holidays…but not for the reason you think.

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34 Optimus Primes

The Chef takes you on a tour of one of his shelves. Extreme geekdom ensues.

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Article of the Day Delayed

The Article of the Day has been delayed for today because of issues with the camera (namely, it died and ended up as the blue plate special). The Chef offers his apologies and a coupon for a free dessert.

But no, really, I had the article written and everything, but it needs pictures. Check back tomorrow and I’ll have something new.

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Serial Killers, Human Flesh, and Volkswagen Beetles

The Chef examines some of the deep issues of our times.

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The Chef’s Bio

The Chef writes his autobiography.

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