Church of Roboreaganology Canonizes Marvin Heemeyer

Today, the Chef, High Exchequer of the Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan, announced the canonization of an American folk hero and legend: Marvin Heemeyer.

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Ask Mr. Science: Air Conditioning

Today’s episode is about cars and air conditioning and aliens and OSHA.

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Kaiju Big Battel Press Conference at MTAC Odyssey

The Kaiju Big Battel press conference at MTAC Odyssey, featuring Louden Noxious, The Beav, Dr. Cube, and Tucor

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Ask Mr. Science: Magnets

Today’s letter is from a little boy named Insane Clown Posse.

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The Maitre d’ starts playing Animal Crossing: City Folk

Why would a grown man eagerly play the newest pointless, cartoony game from Nintendo? Why would he choose it over Fallout 3? How can he justify lining Tom Nook’s virtual pockets with more ill-gotten cash? Find out.

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Letters from the Front: The Geek Riots of 2017

In 2017, a series of five terrible video game movies over the course of the summer sparked geek riots all across the country. For two weeks, the battles raged on. The following is a letter recovered just after that war, giving us a unique insight into the minds and hearts of the soldiers in the trenches.

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Church of Scientology Fires Back At Roboreaganologist Lawsuit

The Church of Scientology retaliates under the onslaught of the Roboreaganologist lawsuit.

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Church of Roboreaganology Files Suit Against Scientologists

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan has filed a lawsuit that will shape the future of fictional religion forever.

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Tokyo residents mildly startled by large-scale extradimensional attack

Fake news from the world of anime. Spoilers ahead.

“Witnesses were mildly startled today, although not completely surprised, as the city of Tokyo was encased in an enormous extradimensional bubble.”

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Religious symbols appear in sky over Tokyo; residents barely notice

Fake news from the world of anime. Spoilers ahead.

“Residents of Tokyo paused for a moment today to look up and notice strange religious imagery in the skies over their city.”

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