Jimmy the Squid, Chainsaw Buffet’s resident political commentator/blue plate special, offers his wisdom about why the 4chan retards marching on Wall Street means absolutely nothing.
Jimmy the Squid, Chainsaw Buffet’s presidential-candidate-in-exile/political commentator/renegade sushi, provides more breathtaking insight into the news of the day: the infamous New York Post cartoon that points out how much of a monkey Al Sharpton is.
Jimmy the Squid, Chainsaw Buffet’s resident failed presidential candidate/political blogger/conspiracy theorist/hairdresser/blue-plate special, unveils the real reason Hillary Clinton got herself a place in the Obama administration.
Reeling from a stunning defeat at the polls, Jimmy the Squid, America’s #2 candidate, explains how America has made a mistake in electing Obama.
Just when you thought Jimmy had been served up as the lunch special, the Squid returns with more insightful analysis of the race for president. Vote early, vote often, and above all vote Jimmy!
Jimmy the Squid, the Buffet’s resident political curmudgeon/presidential candidate/blue-plate special shares more news from the campaign trail.
Jimmy the Squid reveals his theories about the truth behind Hillary Clinton’s race for the Democratic nomination.
Jimmy the Squid tackles the Republican candidates and taunts Rush Limbaugh by dangling a bottle of Oxycontin six inches out of his reach.
In light of the impending disaster that is the November presidential elections, Jimmy the Squid offers an alternative: why not choose a candidate more qualified than any of the others?