The Tale of William Morrison, Part the Deuce

The Chef baits the hook for our scammer friend. Let’s see how many hoops “William Morrison” will jump through. I’ll bet he doesn’t read this site.

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A Tale of William Morrison, the Dumbest Scammer Ever

The Chainsaw Buffet staff receives an email from what is possibly the dumbest spammer scammer ever. And no, he’s not a Nigerian prince.

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Deconstructing Spammers VI

I keep writing this crap, and yet I ask myself… why?

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Deconstructing Spammers V: The Final Frontier

The Maitre d’ provides you, loyal reader, with a professional answer to debt. Also, he goes on a spice-induced rant about Jabba the Hutt and free licorice.

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Deconstructing Spammers 4

I’ve run out of movie puns at this point. Click the article, read more spam, enjoy.

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Deconstructing Spammers 3: The Final Dimension

The Maitre d’ is back with more spam, fried up golden brown and delicious.

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Deconstructing Spammers 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Maitre d’ goes through his inbox again, and finds only the choicest cuts of hilarious spam subject lines for your reading pleasure. “Hello? Sir? I’d like one order of impotence please.”

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Spammers: WTF?!

Seriously guys, you’re all freaking sick.

I mean, that’s on top of being horrible human beings for what you do for a living.

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Deconstructing Spammers

The Maitre d’ focuses the steely gaze of justice, honesty, and nitpicky proofreading on the scourge of the internet: the email spammer.

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