The Maitre d’ gets depressed, and remembers better times.
The epic story of one man’s attempt to create a Dungeons and Dragons themed costume for DragonCon 2008. Part one: the idea is conceived, the materials gathered, and people speculate on my ginormous shoe size.
Chainsaw Buffet presents its first ever video. Not surprisingly, it’s an exciting video where The Maitre d’ almost dies.
Behold! The Maitre d’ predicts the Chainsaw Buffet years before its creation!
The Maitre d’ continues his trip down memory lane, and invites you along for the ride.
Wait, no, scratch that. He ties you up, throws you in the back seat of the car, and tapes your eyelids open so you’re forced to stare in awe and horror at his horrible GIMPified creations as he drives down memory lane.
The Maitre d’ wasn’t funny back then, and as you can tell, things haven’t improved so much.
The Maitre d’ continues his trip down memory lane. He rediscovers that he still can’t draw, and he still isn’t funny.
The Maitre d’ cleans out his My Pictures folder, and takes a walk down memory lane. In part one, the Maitre d’ shows off the stuff he has the gall to call “art.”