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Ol’ Glory Energy Drink

Ol’ Glory Energy Drink: If you drink anything else, you obviously hate America.

Maple-Flavored Bacon

“You don’t like maple-flavored bacon? Then fuck you!”

Cat versus ocean

From “Peruvian surfing cat is making waves”

Delicious baby goats

From a recent IM conversation:

Josh: Ya’ll should come down here sometime and see the baby goats. They are cute little bugers.

Dylan: … you know, I read that as “cute little burgers” at first.

Josh: I just had some of one of their older brothers with macaroni, alfredo sauce, and mozarella

Josh: He is tastey