Ol’ Glory Energy Drink: If you drink anything else, you obviously hate America.
Fatimus Prime says, “Autobots, transform and roll out…to Waffle House!”
“You don’t like maple-flavored bacon? Then fuck you!”
“Have a Coke. No, really. I insist.”
From a recent IM conversation:
Josh: Ya’ll should come down here sometime and see the baby goats. They are cute little bugers.
Dylan: … you know, I read that as “cute little burgers” at first.
Josh: I just had some of one of their older brothers with macaroni, alfredo sauce, and mozarella
Josh: He is tastey