Podcast
Geek culture, random crap, and inane discussion from our rotating panel of hosts. Battered, deep-fried, and served with a side of insanity.
Friendly Reminders for Black Friday Shopping
The Best Buy Incident. yourmomssexy@chainsawbuffet.com. Dylan fails at guerilla marketing. John on the First Amendment: "what the hell is your problem, motherf@#$er?" Sow the seeds of chaos! Most misleading coupon EVAR. Venom energy drink: it's a can that opens like a bottle! John is President John Henry Eden. I've got to go put a gun in my mouth now... I'm everything I hate. Bacteria porn. Eat more turducken.
We've Got Moxie
Activision sucks! Drink Moxie or I'll f-ing kill you. We'll all be dead soon. I was a dumb, dumb child. Candy corn soda is liquid Rock Revolution. We don't have listeners. PODCAST@CHAINSAWBUFFET.COM. Mike's done with rhythm games. Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives. Dead Space. Fallout 3. Fable II. Jen just killed the podcast. Nathan's cell phone. In the recession, there is no place for novelty soda. Folklore. Little Big Planet. Valkyria Chronicles. Cancelling World of Warcraft accounts. The Cloud--it's magic.
The Chainsaw Buffet Horror Picture Show
The crew plans out a cheesy home horror movie they're going to film the week before Halloween. "We typically don't script at all--we just do the general outline and ad lib." Mike's ninja movies. Bastardized Guitar Hero controllers. Voltron versus monster. Video podcasts? Scary Movie 4. More railing against Blue Dragon. Mana Energy Drink still tastes terrible.
Doom, Gloom, and Optimus Prime
By Chad's Dylan's logic, we should shut down Chainsaw Buffet. Dylan breaks his caffeine fast. URNATION. Peelander Z coffee. Transformers Animated. Optimus Prime is not a firetruck nor is he a f**king gorilla. Warhawk: buy it for the Bluetooth headset. Burnout Paradise. EA, why do you love the terrorists? More Zune talk. Alestorm: pirate metal. Amazon MP3 rocks, iTunes sucks. The Christmas clock. Dylan sucks at the musical taste. Mike explains the stock market and economic crisis. Breast cancer awareness month. "I wish I had had a cool type of cancer--one that people like." The pink ribbon mafia. Should we do a cancer podcast? Pan's Labyrinth.
Moo Spew
THE GALLON CHALLENGE: you have one hour to drink a gallon of milk, and one more hour to keep it down. This episode, we attempt the challenge while doing a podcast. Were we successful? Listen and find out.
Goofy-handed straight-chug style. The Gallon Challenge as part of Ninja Warrior: is anyone at G4 listening? Nathan loves The Force Unleashed but hates Dead or Alive. Let's give out all our passwords on the podcast! The Rock Band double-strum bass. Cartoon Network cancelling Toonami: this will be the second time Atlanta burns! Anime on Adult Swim... not so much anymore. Prizes, prizes, prizizes (offernotvalidanywhereever). Organic milk versus normal milk. Eureka Seven makes John barf. The Drunken Unicorn concert at AWA. Quaff. Peelander Red rides Charlie. The psychology of "Mad Tiger." Tsu Shi Ma Me Re: BILF material... "She has the devil in her, and I would very much like to meet that devil." Mike's new Zune. WE MOCK THOSE WHO CHALLENGE OUR PODCAST! Never assume a man does not have fire-breathing ninjas at his disposal. iPod and the Zangief-spinning-piledriver you have to do to use it. My PSP still services all my multimedia needs. "Save the tatas": the best anti-cancer slogan ever invented. The new Nintendo handheld: coming soon? Virtual Boy! "I am a liar, and I don't know who would have told you different." F**k Mega Man 9. CHEESEBURGER!
World of Braidcraft
Braid is not a game. Mana Energy Potion--now with horrible side effects! YOGU-TIMEU! Ginseng drink: a Lovecraftian monster in a bottle. Refrigeration drinking enhances flavor. The Gallon Challenge! Pre-order fights. Listener emails... from Russia. Time flows differently in podcast land. Digg, approve our podcast already. BRAID SPOILERS--what does it mean? Grenade down the pants. World of Warcraft is one of the worst offenders.
Simon Young from The Slants: On Location from Anime Weekend Atlanta
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On a special two-part episode of the Chainsaw Buffet Podcast, we travel to Anime Weekend Atlanta to talk with The Man Power (http://www.myspace.com/themanpower) and Simon Young of The Slants (http://www.theslants.com/) about their music, bands, and interests (including, of course, anime). Having seen their shows and met them at MTAC this year, there were already some big fans among the Chainsaw Buffet crew.
The Slants are an Oregon-based band whose genre-defying music combines high-energy beats with sophisticated lyrics. Combined with their killer, fire-breathing stage shows, they're an unstoppable force of the music scene.
The Man Power: On Location from Anime Weekend Atlanta
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On a special two-part episode of the Chainsaw Buffet Podcast, we travel to Anime Weekend Atlanta to talk with The Man Power (http://www.myspace.com/themanpower) and Simon Young of The Slants (http://www.theslants.com/) about their music, bands, and interests (including, of course, anime). Having seen their shows and met them at MTAC this year, there were already some big fans among the Chainsaw Buffet crew.
Hailing from Nashville, the Man Power is anything but country. In fact, if you said that to their face, I'm pretty sure they'd melt your face off with their killer otaku-flavored rock stylings, and then blow your mind with their pandemonium-inducing performances on stage. Kneel before the awesomeness that is the Man Power!!
Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Mana Kills
Milk and Bread! Summer Gases. Pussy-in-a-can. Mana SHOCK! Sporeacide. Irreducible complexity. Kill-a-moose calculator. Old people. No animal shall wear clothes. Steven doesn't answer call from Tennessee. Pikachu trade rates. USA > Japan. Sarah Palin on Ann Coulter action. Jennifer Aniston like short men. EA takes Potter's Staff. Altas is your father. Spot it, do something else.
Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Con of the Dragon
Intros. Crap Tuesdays. Dylan's drinking problems. The Beverage Conspiracy. PAX vs DC. Exposed Genitalia. Cobra!!!! Tracy Hickman's Sexual Status. Peter S. Beagle Must Die! No one messes with Adam We! Zoe teh hotness. Voltaire spanking.
Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Yoohoo in a Dirty Glass
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Mega-low-mart. Mooooose. Stay puff. Throw away stats. Mmmm, bacon sub. 17 vibrators. Hi Mom! Phelps Ninja looting. Baby's first RPG. Why fix what's broken? Nothing says love like phat loot. Boomerang t0t@1y pw0ns Shredder. SoCAL IV > DOA. Clicking and loot. Tom Nook: burn and die!
Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Extreme Citrus Backwash!
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The first episode of the podcast premieres: Enough energy drinks to make a moose's heart explode. 3p1c F41l in being Dad. Communists and Dragons. The Guitar Gods died for your r0xx0rz. Vurp. "Yeah, I played it. Shut up." Madden Forever. Turducken. Bulimic Kirby. Anorexic Fat Princess. Chrono Trigger is the best game ever! Aerith dies. King Captain Picard makes it so.