Our feeds have moved

Subscribing to our feeds via that newfangled RSS crap all the kids are using? Well, you better update your reader-thingamajig before they stop working.

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Fun with Search Terms, 1/7/2009

Web stats: simultaneously horrifying you by revealing what search engines think your site is about… and also revealing what people actually search for.

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A Chainsaw Buffet Thanksgiving

As we celebrate the first year of Chainsaw Buffet, the Chef shares the heartwarming rags-to-riches tale of the Buffet’s origins. Hilarious hijinks and homeless winos being served for dinner ensue.

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The Podcast That Wasn’t

It’s not so much an article. More of an excuse, really.

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Chainsaw Buffet: The Takeout Menu

We decide to finally get our shit together and start promoting the site. What fake restaurant is complete without an equally fake takeout menu?

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Chainsaw Buffet and that newfangled social networking revolution all the kids are talking about

Do you want more Chainsaw Buffet? Do you use social networking sites like MySpace or Facebook? If so, get the hell of my lawn, you danged teenage punk.

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The Maitre d’ and His Two-Wheeled Death Machine

Chainsaw Buffet presents its first ever video. Not surprisingly, it’s an exciting video where The Maitre d’ almost dies.

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The Prophetic Art of The Maitre d’

Behold! The Maitre d’ predicts the Chainsaw Buffet years before its creation!

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Mission Statement

These are the voyages of the web site Chainsaw Buffet. Its mission: to seek out new thoughts and new condiments, to boldly write shit no one has written before.

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Fifty Articles

Woohoo! We reach a meaningless milestone!

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