Subscribing to our feeds via that newfangled RSS crap all the kids are using? Well, you better update your reader-thingamajig before they stop working.
Web stats: simultaneously horrifying you by revealing what search engines think your site is about… and also revealing what people actually search for.
As we celebrate the first year of Chainsaw Buffet, the Chef shares the heartwarming rags-to-riches tale of the Buffet’s origins. Hilarious hijinks and homeless winos being served for dinner ensue.
It’s not so much an article. More of an excuse, really.
We decide to finally get our shit together and start promoting the site. What fake restaurant is complete without an equally fake takeout menu?
Do you want more Chainsaw Buffet? Do you use social networking sites like MySpace or Facebook? If so, get the hell of my lawn, you danged teenage punk.
Chainsaw Buffet presents its first ever video. Not surprisingly, it’s an exciting video where The Maitre d’ almost dies.
Behold! The Maitre d’ predicts the Chainsaw Buffet years before its creation!
These are the voyages of the web site Chainsaw Buffet. Its mission: to seek out new thoughts and new condiments, to boldly write shit no one has written before.
Woohoo! We reach a meaningless milestone!