“Growing up is for boring people who’ve had their soul and spirit crushed by miserable bastards who’d rather be accepted by shallow, fickle people than actually enjoy life. Everyone gets old, but there’s no reason to grow up.”
The Maitre d’s Healthy Eating Tip of the Day:
“Salt balances out sugar and fat in about the same way that punching yourself in the face balances out being on fire.”
– Will Dylan Eat It: Fried Nutella and Banana Sandwich
“Do you think you can get to level 10?”
“Detective, I’m 30 years old, I live with my mother, and I have a Captain Kirk costume in my closet.”
Holy crap, I actually launched the site.
It’s a friggin’ Thanksgiving miracle.