Friendly Reminders for Black Friday Shopping

The Maitre d'

The Best Buy Incident. yourmomssexy@chainsawbuffet.com. Dylan fails at guerilla marketing. John on the First Amendment: "what the hell is your problem, motherf@#$er?" Sow the seeds of chaos! Most misleading coupon EVAR. Venom energy drink: it's a can that opens like a bottle! John is President John Henry Eden. I've got to go put a gun in my mouth now... I'm everything I hate. Bacteria porn. Eat more turducken.

Music: El Diablo by Countdown

The Feud

Apparently we have a feud with the Ambulatory Incongruity Podcast--coming soon.

The Turducken Podcast?

"If enough people write in... to tell us that they want to see this, I will do a Chainsaw Buffet podcast... with turducken." - Jen

Straight from Jen's mouth--we'll do a video podcast about making turducken if we get enough interest! What's turducken? It's a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. (And maybe bacon, if John gets his way.) No, seriously--Wikipedia says so.

But we need your help to convince her, though, so email your polite request angry demand (hostage optional) to podcast@chainsawbuffet.com.

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