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The Chef's Sci-Fi Fridays: Stargate: Continuum

The Chef kicks off a new series of reviews with the newest release in the perennial Stargate franchise: Continuum. Only series fanboys need apply for this one, sadly.

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Movie Reviews for Short Attention Spans

No, the movies aren't short. The reviews are. Because the Maitre d' is short of attention. Got a short little span of attention. And whoa his nights are so long. Also, you can call him "Al."

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Five Immutable Truths of Indiana Jones

There are certain things you can expect from an Indiana Jones movie, and here they are.

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Four Reasons Iron Man's Tony Stark Fails as an Engineer

It's not that he's not brilliant and charismatic. It's just that he's more of a mad scientist than a mad engineer. (Spoilers ensue.)

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MTAC 2008 Photos: Day 1

Photos from MTAC Infinity, April 25.

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Real-Time Review: MTAC

The Busboy provides event-long updated coverage of the 2008 Middle Tennessee Anime Convention.

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The Chef's Top Ten Science Fiction Movies

The Chef shares his top ten list of the best science fiction movies ever. However, the Chef's tastes are, as usual, highly suspect.

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Real-Time Review: Cleopatra 2525

The Busboy is a victim of the war crimes perpetrated by Cleopatra 2525. What's worse, they got the Chef, too!

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Real-Time Review- DOA: Dead or Alive

The Busboy witnesses cinematic history, and proclaims the gospel of DOA to the masses.

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Real-Time Review: Boa Vs. Python

Take three bored people, a big screen TV, and a terrible Sci-Fi movie. By Gavin, this is going to be horrific.

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Dr. Wonder’s Magic Workshop

The Busboy rolls with his homies down at Mr. Wonder's Magic Workshop.

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Real-Time Review: The Gameplan

The Busboy writes a review of the sports classic "The Gameplan" while he's watching it, so you don't have to wait for a well-thought out and organized dissertation.

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Cloverfield: It's not quite what you expected.

Hey, look, it's the bajillionth article you'll see today on the Interwebs about Cloverfield. Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers.

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The Anime Philosopher: Of Gunslinger Girl and Its Ending

The Maitre d' overanalyzes Gunslinger Girl's ending. What does it mean? What can we take away from it? And why doesn't the Maitre d' have better taste in anime?

WARNING: MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD. I'm talking about the ending of the show here, people.

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Review: Link's Crossbow Training

$20 may be a bit much for a fancy piece of plastic (and let's face it, that's all the Wii Zapper is), but what about the game that comes with it?

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The Maitre d's Christmas Anime Spectacular

Anime and Christmas. They're two great tastes that taste great together, like chocolate pudding and American cheese.

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The Chef Reviews Superman: Doomsday

The Chef reviews the direct-to-DVD animated feature Superman: Doomsday. Superman dies. You'll wish you could follow him.

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The Maitre d's Christmas Music Extravaganza

What do Jars of Clay, Barenaked Ladies, Steve Taylor, and Weird Al all have in common? They're all examples of The Maitre d's crappy taste in music, of course.

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The Chef Reviews Transformers: The Score

The Chef reviews the score for the 2007 Transformers movie.

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The Chef Goes to AWA

The Chef goes to Anime Weekend Atlanta. The horror...the horror...

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