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These are the voyages of the web site Chainsaw Buffet. Its mission: to seek out new thoughts and new condiments, to boldly write shit no one has written before.

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Vitamin C: the modern world’s greatest placebo?

This article has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This website is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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Interstate 35 Revisited

Lookin’ for God in all the wrong places.

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The Chef Is Not Feeling The Season

The Chef really isn’t feeling the spirit of the holidays…but not for the reason you think.

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Broken Compasses and Fallen Gods

The Chef’s Article of the Day takes on some people’s reactions to The Golden Compass.

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Article of the Day: Dumbledore is What?

The Chef makes a commitment. No, not that kind of commitment. Instead, the Chef will be providing one article a day for your reading pleasure.

His first topic? The surprising revelation that Dumbledore likes to go to Elton John concerts.

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Star Trek Goes Boldly Into the Final Frontier – Death!

The Chef explores the implications of a line of Star Trek-themed funerary products.

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