The Unintentional Comedy of Spam
Because while it's annoying, it's also funny if you think about it.
Deconstructing Spammers VI
I keep writing this crap, and yet I ask myself... why?
Deconstructing Spammers V: The Final Frontier
The Maitre d' provides you, loyal reader, with a professional answer to debt. Also, he goes on a spice-induced rant about Jabba the Hutt and free licorice.
Deconstructing Spammers 4
I've run out of movie puns at this point. Click the article, read more spam, enjoy.
Deconstructing Spammers 3: The Final Dimension
The Maitre d' is back with more spam, fried up golden brown and delicious.
Deconstructing Spammers 2: Electric Boogaloo
The Maitre d' goes through his inbox again, and finds only the choicest cuts of hilarious spam subject lines for your reading pleasure. "Hello? Sir? I'd like one order of impotence please."
Spammers: WTF?!
Seriously guys, you're all freaking sick.
I mean, that's on top of being horrible human beings for what you do for a living.
Deconstructing Spammers
The Maitre d' focuses the steely gaze of justice, honesty, and nitpicky proofreading on the scourge of the internet: the email spammer.