Want to let that special someone know that you’re peering in their window, silently watching them sleep every night? Here’s how!
At one point in time, everyone predicted that by the end of the 21st century’s first decade, we’d have a shiny new future of flying cars, personal jet-packs, and robotic servants. Instead, in 2009 we have a global economic meltdown and an internet full of porn. Where the fuck did we go wrong?
As we celebrate the first year of Chainsaw Buffet, the Chef shares the heartwarming rags-to-riches tale of the Buffet’s origins. Hilarious hijinks and homeless winos being served for dinner ensue.
We decide to finally get our shit together and start promoting the site. What fake restaurant is complete without an equally fake takeout menu?
The Chef examines the life of an average orc.
Where else can you walk in and pick up bread, milk, a 25 pound dumbbell, some goofy looking boots, two tubes of fabric glue, all in the same place?
Apparently this is what passes for science these days: a photo of a fursuit in a refrigerator and a big press conference announcing they’re going to be doing some tests.
The Chef shares with you a story of the greatest car ever spotted in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
The Chef admits that he is, in fact, a snob. But it’s not for the reasons you think.
There are certain things you can expect from an Indiana Jones movie, and here they are.