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At one point in time, everyone predicted that by the end of the 21st century’s first decade, we’d have a shiny new future of flying cars, personal jet-packs, and robotic servants. Instead, in 2009 we have a global economic meltdown and an internet full of porn. Where the fuck did we go wrong?
Leave a replyAs we celebrate the first year of Chainsaw Buffet, the Chef shares the heartwarming rags-to-riches tale of the Buffet’s origins. Hilarious hijinks and homeless winos being served for dinner ensue.
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Leave a replyThe Chef examines the life of an average orc.
Leave a replyWhere else can you walk in and pick up bread, milk, a 25 pound dumbbell, some goofy looking boots, two tubes of fabric glue, all in the same place?
Leave a replyApparently this is what passes for science these days: a photo of a fursuit in a refrigerator and a big press conference announcing they’re going to be doing some tests.
Leave a replyThe Chef shares with you a story of the greatest car ever spotted in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
Leave a replyThe Chef admits that he is, in fact, a snob. But it’s not for the reasons you think.
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