It’s not that he’s not brilliant and charismatic. It’s just that he’s more of a mad scientist than a mad engineer. (Spoilers ensue.)
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The Chef shares one of his peculiar obsessions: that little show about a spaceship. No, not the goddamned Enterprise.
Leave a replyThe Maitre d’ creates one costume, and apparently declares himself enough of an expert to write a whole friggin’ article on the subject.
Leave a replyThe Chef shares his wedding plans involving a Pigeon Forge drive-thru window, an Elvis impersonator, and one of those t-shirts with a tuxedo printed on the front. Only in Tennessee are such things considered high class.
Leave a replyThe Chef expresses admiration for the man who has shown us what it truly means to be a public official: Eliot Spitzer.
Leave a replyCombining two random posts he made in the same day, The Maitre d’ comes up with the most horrible greatest idea for a Law and Order series ever devised.
At least it would sell to the otaku crowd.
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Leave a replyThe Chef recounts his holiday travels. Warning: This involves Northwest Airlines, so it has lots of profanity.
Leave a replyAs we approach the end of 2007, the Chef ponders how things have changed in the last decade.
Leave a replyThe Maitre d’ continues his tutorial by covering the transition from Inkscape to GIMP. Also, a runthrough of what nifty things we can do in GIMP to make our image look awesome.
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