34 Optimus Primes

The Chef takes you on a tour of one of his shelves. Extreme geekdom ensues.

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Article of the Day Delayed

The Article of the Day has been delayed for today because of issues with the camera (namely, it died and ended up as the blue plate special). The Chef offers his apologies and a coupon for a free dessert.

But no, really, I had the article written and everything, but it needs pictures. Check back tomorrow and I’ll have something new.

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Serial Killers, Human Flesh, and Volkswagen Beetles

The Chef examines some of the deep issues of our times.

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The Chef’s Bio

The Chef writes his autobiography.

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Tokyo residents mildly startled by large-scale extradimensional attack

Fake news from the world of anime. Spoilers ahead.

“Witnesses were mildly startled today, although not completely surprised, as the city of Tokyo was encased in an enormous extradimensional bubble.”

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Religious symbols appear in sky over Tokyo; residents barely notice

Fake news from the world of anime. Spoilers ahead.

“Residents of Tokyo paused for a moment today to look up and notice strange religious imagery in the skies over their city.”

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UR SOUL

Ur soul. I must eatz it. NOW.

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College Football: The Last Bastion of the Closeted Gay Man in America

The Chef’s Article of the Day examines the real reason so many men watch football.

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The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan

The Chef proclaims the new way to salvation: through the great messiah, the Immortal Robot Ronald Reagan.

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The Chef is Der Klown is…Who?

Just who is the Chef, anyway?

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