Iron Heart: Out Now!

The Chef’s dieselpunk novel, Iron Heart has been released. Tremble in fear. Or just ignore him like everybody else does.

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What’s An Honest, Hardworking Robot Got To Do To Get a Job In This Country?

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan weighs in on the Tacocopter controversy, and calls for more career opportunities for our mechanical brethren.

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Coming Soon: Iron Heart

Yes, one of our staff actually wrote a book. No, it’s not a coloring book. No, it doesn’t have pictures. Well, okay, it has a picture. But it’s the cover picture, and we’re revealing it here!

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Being a Villain in an Age of Genre-Savviness

The Chef examines how to be a supervillain in a time when nobody takes villains seriously anymore. Crossposted from Eldritch Engines.

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Building a Poor Man’s Lightbox

The Chef builds a lightbox and fire hazard, for a bargain-basement price.

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon (The Toys) and Musings on Fandom

Otherwise known as “Why The Chef is a Cranky Old Man”, our esteemed colleague returns from exile with an article that may just plumb the darkest depths of fan pettiness, conflict, and self-loathing.

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Church of Roboreaganology Canonizes Marvin Heemeyer

Today, the Chef, High Exchequer of the Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan, announced the canonization of an American folk hero and legend: Marvin Heemeyer.

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Return of the Double Down

The Chef once again turns his steely gaze upon the KFC “sandwich”, confirming his original findings and making a few new observations, as well as spending an hour on the toilet because of the experiment.

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The KFC Double Down

Otherwise known as “Chicken Cordon BLECH”, the infamous KFC “sandwich” sends the Chef on an existential journey.

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Tequila Lime Habanero Chili…of DEATH!

The Chef shares his recipe for tequila-lime-habanero chili. Bet you never thought you’d actually see a real recipe on a site called “Chainsaw Buffet”, right?

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