The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan

It's a moneymaking scam like Scientology, except we freely admit it's fake. Praise Capitalism!

Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan Begins New Evangelism Theme: "Offer Them Reagan"

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan kicks off a new advertising campaign, reducing rich and complex spiritualism to a form understandable by the average American: simple and meaningless feel-good platitudes.

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The Top Ten Reasons Roboreaganology Is Better Than Christianity

The Chef, High Exchequer of the Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan, provides us with more words of comfort and assurance that we are on the only true spiritual path.

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The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan: The Next Revelation

The Chef, High Exchequer of the Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan, preaches about the Immortal Robot Reagan's spiritual (if not yet physical) victories over those who would oppose Capitalism's will.

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Church of Scientology Fires Back At Roboreaganologist Lawsuit

The Church of Scientology retaliates under the onslaught of the Roboreaganologist lawsuit.

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Church of Roboreaganology Files Suit Against Scientologists

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan has filed a lawsuit that will shape the future of fictional religion forever.

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Roboreaganology starts printing up tracts

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan finally gets its act together and starts behaving like a real fringe wacko cult.

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The Great Reagan Shall Return!

Unlike other religions, the leaders of the Church of Roboreaganology admit that it is just a moneymaking scheme. But at least we're honest. Praise Capitalism!

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The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan

The Chef proclaims the new way to salvation: through the great messiah, the Immortal Robot Ronald Reagan.

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