The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan
It's a moneymaking scam like Scientology, except we freely admit it's fake. Praise Capitalism!
Church of Roboreaganology Canonizes Marvin Heemeyer
Today, the Chef, High Exchequer of the Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan, announced the canonization of an American folk hero and legend: Marvin Heemeyer.
If The Snake Hooptie Devoured You Today, Would You Go To Heaven Or To Hell?
Tell me, good sir, if the Snake Hooptie were to devour you today, would you end up in Heaven, or in Hell?
Revelation of the Snake Hooptie!
The Chef has a revelation from the Reagan Himself, foretelling the Second Sighting of the Snake Hooptie, which will come to devour us all.
Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan Begins New Evangelism Theme: "Offer Them Reagan"
The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan kicks off a new advertising campaign, reducing rich and complex spiritualism to a form understandable by the average American: simple and meaningless feel-good platitudes.
The Top Ten Reasons Roboreaganology Is Better Than Christianity
The Chef, High Exchequer of the Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan, provides us with more words of comfort and assurance that we are on the only true spiritual path.
The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan: The Next Revelation
The Chef, High Exchequer of the Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan, preaches about the Immortal Robot Reagan's spiritual (if not yet physical) victories over those who would oppose Capitalism's will.
Church of Scientology Fires Back At Roboreaganologist Lawsuit
The Church of Scientology retaliates under the onslaught of the Roboreaganologist lawsuit.
Church of Roboreaganology Files Suit Against Scientologists
The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan has filed a lawsuit that will shape the future of fictional religion forever.
Roboreaganology starts printing up tracts
The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan finally gets its act together and starts behaving like a real fringe wacko cult.
The Great Reagan Shall Return!
Unlike other religions, the leaders of the Church of Roboreaganology admit that it is just a moneymaking scheme. But at least we're honest. Praise Capitalism!
The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan
The Chef proclaims the new way to salvation: through the great messiah, the Immortal Robot Ronald Reagan.
